Let's see what Lucy Crowe's Characters from "Sugar Man's Daughter" are up to today!
I gave my blog over to
a couple of my characters today to better address the issue of 911 Next
Generation. This is Delilah’s first “Cop’s Kids” blog, and Bobby is her guest
of honor. Let her know how you think she’s doing!
Bobby Blogs
I’m
Delilah’s first victim. She’s managing a blog called “Cop’s Kid” and I’m her
opening guest. “What the hell is a blog?” I say. “Sounds like something you
slop down your front at the truck stop.”
“It’s just
little diary entries about your life.”
She doesn’t look up from her keyboard; her fingers are doing a crazed
hunt and peck pattern.
“Nobody
wants to know about that. Why don’t you talk about something important?”
“Such as?”
“911. You
can’t text it.”
The fingers
flutter and pause. “Of course you can. And besides, lame-o.”
Delilah is
fifteen. That’s the problem.
“Your local
dispatch center isn’t set up to receive texts. Or pictures. Or blogs.” I tap her head with my knuckles.
“Shut up!”
She swats at me. “What happens if I send one?”
“Poof, it’s
gone. How the hell do I know? But they don’t get it, okay?”
“Seems like
this should be national news so we all quit making mistakes.”
“You don’t
know the half of it, baby.” She’s got a picture of me up on her screen, looking
tough behind my Ray Bans. Ha. “Your generation screws up the call all the
time.”
“Because we
feel entitled and we have too much. Blah-blah, what else is new?”
“You call
for help on your little cell phones and fail to give an address or leave a call
back number.”
“Aren’t you
supposed to figure all that out?”
Delilah is
an honors student. Scary, ain’t it?
“The best
the dispatcher can do is to triangulate to the nearest tower. Which in your
case is four miles away just outside Wapsi.”
“Seems
inadequate.”
“Not. Just
give them your address.”
“My address
is like a million digits long, thanks to you people.”
Wow.
Really? And this from a cop’s daughter.
“It’s
actually simple,” I tell her. “The roads are set up and numbered in a grid
pattern, starting with 00 on the south and on the east and working up from
there.”
She’s
stopped typing and her face is crinkled in consternation.
“Or you can
just read the number on the blue sign in your yard.”
“Bite me,”
she says. The fingers are tripping again; she’s brought a county 911 map up
already. “All right, I see what you’re saying. But if I use my GPS I don’t need
to know any of this.”
“Until it
fails.”
“It
doesn’t.”
I give up. “What
did you want to talk about?” I say.
“Nothing, I’ve got enough now.”
“Nothing, I’ve got enough now.”
Trouble
with girls that age? You can never tell if they’re pissed or just preoccupied.
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Awesome post, Lucy Crowe! (And Delilah and Bobby!)
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL Love it Lucy. Love Bobby too!
ReplyDeleteI'm eager to read Sugar Man's Daughter, Lucy. It sounds like a great book
ReplyDelete:) Thanks for sharing Bobby with us today!